Knock knock? Who's there? Awch Awch-who? Bless You!	What goes up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up? (An umbrella.)	What do you get if you light a duck's tail? (A fire quacker!)
What animal is the smartest of all the animals? A skunk! It has sense...I'mean scents....stinky scents!	What time is it when an elephant sits onyour fence? Time to get a new fence!	Why did the punk rocker cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Col. Sanders was chasing him!	Why shouldn't you bite a clown? Because they taste funny!	Do you know why I know the tooth brush was invented in Oroville, California (pick any small "hick-town")? Because if was invented anywhere else it would've been called a TEETH brush! (I really honestly love Oroville....I just pick on it because Orovillians can take a joke...I would know.)